Remember the old game of adding the phrase "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies? I propose, in keeping with the times, we change it to "in protest". For example, here's how the fortune I got with lunch yesterday would read...
"When you need them, you will be surrounded with friends...in protest".
Others, generated at random from another website:
"See the light at the end of the tunnel...in protest"
"You create your own stage. The audience is waiting...in protest"
"You love peace...in protest".
I'm sure some of you won't think this is funny, so I'll end this train of thought...in protest.